**Important Notice:** Due to the complexities of time travel, certain loopholes have been identified as potential issues in our Temporal Insurance policies.
A Temporal Loophole 303 is a rare occurrence where the fabric of space-time gets tangled in a knot so complex, even our top scientists can't untangle it. It's like a temporal version of a 'gotcha' moment, but with more timey-wimey consequences.
If you're unfortunate enough to encounter a Temporal Loophole 303, your policy will be temporarily suspended. Don't worry, it's not the end of the world... yet. Our team will work around the clock (or is that around the timestream?) to resolve the issue.
Unfortunately, no. Our policies don't cover acts of cosmic mischief or the universe's general capriciousness. But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell at the next intergalactic barbeque.
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**Disclaimer:** Temporal Loophole 303 and its associated risks are not actual events. Or are they? Maybe. Possibly. Possibly not. Maybe.