A: Ah, the age-old conundrum. Our Temporal Insurance Policy explicitly prohibits this behavior. If you attempt to do so, our team will deploy a temporal agent to prevent the timeline from becoming too... messy. You'll be given a temporal slap on the wrist and a stern warning about the consequences of time-traveling recklessness.
Q: But what about the grandfather clause? Doesn't that protect me from any temporal repercussions?
A: Ha! You think you're clever, don't you? Well, let's just say that the grandfather clause is more like a... great-great-grandfather clause. We've got temporal lawyers who'll have a field day with you if you try to exploit that loophole.
Q: Can I travel to ancient civilizations and collect artifacts without any consequences?
A: Oh, dear time traveler, don't be so... covetous! Our Temporal Insurance Policy strictly forbids the theft of artifacts from protected timelines. You'll be met with a temporal 'relocation' to a nearby temporal penal colony. It's not all fun and games, trust us on that.
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