Temporal Suitcase: Time Travel Insurance Policy FAQ

Q: What happens if I travel back in time and get stuck in the past?

A: Don't worry, our Temporal Insurance Policy covers you for up to 5 years of temporal stasis. But don't try to take a selfie with dinosaurs, we've seen what happens next.

Q: Can I travel to ancient civilizations?

A: Yes, but be careful not to disrupt the space-time continuum. We don't want any more paradoxes than we already have to deal with.

Q: What if I encounter a time-traveling paradox? Do I get extra coverage?

A: Ha! You think you're that lucky, don't you? Nope, paradoxes aren't covered by our policy. You're on your own.