We, Temporal Insurance, cannot be held liable for any paradoxes or logical inconsistencies that may arise from our policies. Time travel is inherently unpredictable, and we cannot guarantee that our disclaimers will not be retroactively invalidated by events that have not yet occurred.
Please note that our insurance policies are only valid for events that have already occurred. If you attempt to travel back in time and cause a paradox, we will not be responsible for the consequences.
By purchasing a policy from us, you acknowledge that you understand and agree to these terms. Don't bother trying to sue us, as our lawyers are from the year 3050 and will laugh at you.
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