As a time traveler, you're likely aware that the fabric of time is fragile. That's why we've got the Temporal Loopholes policy paper to cover your behinds (or fronts, we're not judging).
This 500-page document outlines the intricacies of timey-mcfleebie exemptions, ensuring you don't end up stuck in the 80s with a mullet and a cassette player.
Section 1: The Basics covers the fundamentals of time travel insurance, including:
- Pre-destination coverage for that one time you went back to the future and accidentally married your own grandma.
- Post-destination coverage for when you forget to pack your socks in the 50s.
- Temporal displacement compensation for that time you got stuck in a time loop and had to relive the same Tuesday over and over.
Section 2: Timey-McFleebie Exemptions dives deeper into the complexities of temporal loopholes, including:
- Exemptions for time travelers with a history of temporal paradoxes.
- Coverage for those pesky timey-mcfleebie headaches that just won't go away.
- A special "I'm-not-a-robot, I swear" clause for those times you get stuck in a time machine with a wonky clockwork.