Temporal Insurance: Policy Rebuttals

Welcome to Temporal Insurance's Policy Rebuttals department. We're glad you're here to learn about the absurdities of time travel law.

Policy Rebuttal History

In 2010, Temporal Insurance was forced to create a new policy after our CEO accidentally traveled back in time to the 1950s and got stuck in a bad rendition of "The Great Gatsby".

The CEO, in a desperate attempt to get back to the present, had to negotiate with a group of time-traveling jazz musicians who demanded a 20-year supply of vinyl records and a promise to listen to their music for eternity.

Current Policy

As of 2023, all time travelers are required to sign the following waiver upon entering the Time Traveler's Agreement:

  1. Agree to listen to at least 5 hours of jazz music upon arrival in any given time period.
  2. Sign a minimum of 3 year's supply of loan agreements with our partner, Time-Traveling Bank of 1920s.
  3. Be prepared to participate in at least 2 historical reenactments per month.

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