Section 1: Displacement Compensation
Due to the unpredictable nature of time travel, our company offers a comprehensive policy to alleviate the pains of temporal displacement.
Upon request, we will provide a complimentary continental breakfast to ease the shock of waking up in a different time period.
However, please note that our insurance does not cover the cost of cultural shock, social anxiety, or existential dread.
For more information on our policy, please visit our Policy FAQ page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Timeline Tips for some helpful advice on navigating the timestream.