According to our esteemed Temporal Physicist, Dr. Chronos, the 2023 Loophole is not just any ordinary anomaly in the fabric of spacetime.
It's a tear in the fabric, caused by the sudden and inexplicable inflation of time itself.
As we navigate this temporal inflation, we're experiencing time dilation effects, where time is passing slower for us, but faster for everyone else.
It's like we're stuck in some kind of temporal quicksand, where every second feels like an eternity, but our lives are actually speeding by at warp speed.
But fear not, dear traveler, for we have a plan to escape this temporal mess!
Read on to learn how to survive the inflation and find a way out.