A: It's a temporal anomaly that has created a localized distortion in the fabric of spacetime, causing all your worst fears and anxieties to be projected onto a giant, sentient, talking pineapple.
Read more about the theoretical implications of the Temporal Loophole 2023A: You will experience vivid, disturbing dreams, an unshakeable sense of dread, and a sudden, inexplicable urge to eat only pineapple upside down cake.
Learn more about the symptoms of the Temporal Loophole 2023A: Unfortunately, the answer is not clear. But try wearing a pair of socks on your hands, it might help.
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