Temporal Loophole 2023: Time Travel Tips 4

Don't get stuck in the timestream, friend!

Here's a tip from the Time Travelers' Guide to Not Messing Up the Space-Time Continuum:

Don't Eat the Fish Sticks

When visiting ancient Egypt, it's tempting to try the local cuisine. Don't do it. Those fish sticks you're eating? Not from your time. Trust us.

• Stick to the space rations.
• They're still edible in 2023.

Next Tip: Avoid the Disco Era

Or, if you're feeling adventurous: Try the Fish Sticks of 1955