Temporal Loophole 2023: Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Caught

Tip 4: Avoiding Deja Vu

Have you ever found yourself in a time loop, stuck in a never-ending cycle of events that seem to repeat themselves ad infinitum? Don't worry, it's not just you, it's everyone!

Here's the deal: when you're stuck in a time loop, you need to think outside the box, or in this case, outside the timeline. The key is to identify the anomaly that's causing the loop and... read on for more advanced techniques!

You see, the human brain is like a supercomputer, but with a much worse operating system. So, to avoid getting stuck in the loop, focus on the little things. Change your socks, try a new hairdo, eat a different breakfast cereal... And for goodness' sake, don't forget to floss!

Or, you know, just give up and become a professional snail, like our good friend, Gary the Snail.

That's it for today, folks! Remember, time travel is all about adaptability, flexibility, and having a good supply of snacks. See you in the timestream!