Warning: Temporal Loophole 2023 has been activated. All timelines within a 5-meter radius are at risk of collapsing.
Caused by a freak accident involving a time-traveling toaster and a poorly calibrated chrono-displacement generator.
Current Temporal Loophole 2023 Status: Check Status
Precautions for Safe Time Travel are available on our website.
However, if you're feeling adventurous and want to time travel anyway, we can offer you a time-traveling toaster for rent.
Please do not attempt to break the timeline with our toaster.
Or, you know, do. We're not really sure how this thing works either.