Welcome to the most meta party in the space-time continuum! You're here for the Disco Mirror, where the dance floor is a portal to parallel universes and the music is a time-traveling vortex.
But be warned, the loop is getting tighter, and the DJ's got the beat. You might find yourself time-traveling to unexpected destinations.
Still, it's worth it for the groovy outfits and afros you'll be sporting.
So come for the music, stay for the mayhem, and leave your temporal identity crisis at the door.