It has come to our attention that our latest Temporal Looping Fridge Magnet has created a paradoxical anomaly in your kitchen.
A magnet with the power to attract and repel simultaneously, causing a never-ending loop of sticky note scraps and lost socks.
We are currently working on a solution, but in the meantime, here are some tips to avoid further entanglement:
- Do not use near any open flame or sharp objects.
- Keep away from any loose change or small children.
- Do not stare directly at the magnet for more than 5 seconds, or risk being drawn into an eternal vortex of sticky notes.