Predestination: The Bane of Free Will

Warning: Predestination is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of mind. Or, really, anyone with even a shred of free will.

Here's the deal: if every event, no matter how small, is predetermined, what's the point of getting out of bed in the morning? The universe is just going to do what it wants, anyway.

But don't worry, we have some solutions:

• Temporal Loophole: Because who needs free will, anyway?
• The Butterfly Effect: Because you never know when your flapping will start a chain reaction of doom

Or, if you're feeling particularly pessimistic:

Perhaps you'd rather just accept the inevitability of it all and join us in our existential crisis.

Nothingness: Embracing the void, one determinism at a time.