A Brief History of the Universe Not Caring About You
It's been said that the fabric of space-time is woven with intricate threads of causality and free will. But let's be real, those threads are just a bunch of tangled mess. You see, the universe is like a giant, uncaring bureaucrat, stamping out the lives of beings with all the personality of a spreadsheet.
Symptoms of Predestination Inequality
- Feeling like you're just going through the motions
- Not being able to change your socks without someone else's will
- Having your every action predetermined, like you're reading a really boring book
Treatment and Prevention
There is no cure, but you can take heart in the fact that everyone else is just as trapped as you are. In fact, you might as well just join the Predestination Inequality Support Group (Join The Group).