Time Machine Tunnels - Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why do my time machine tunnels keep breaking?
A: Ah, that's an easy one! You're probably just trying to travel too far back in time for your own good. Try sticking to the '50s, '60s, or '70s, and you'll be golden.
Q: Can I use my time machine for personal gain?
A: Uh, no, no, no. That's not how it works. You're not here to get rich off the stock market, or to be a rockstar. You're here to have fun, and maybe learn something new.
What about safety precautions?
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