Q: Will I still have to pay taxes on the goods I buy in Ancient Egypt?
A: No, because, honestly, who's going to audit you from the afterlife?
Q: Can I travel through time and still use my phone's 4G signal?
A: Unfortunately, our time machine's signal booster can only handle 2G, so, yeah, good luck with that.
Q: Will my cat remember me after I visit the 1950s?
A: Sorry, buddy, but our cat memories are not as reliable as our time machine's.
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