Congratulations! You've stumbled upon the user manual for the most advanced Time Machine Tunnels in the multiverse.
As a user of this device, you're about to embark on a journey through the fabric of time, visiting eras past, present, and future. But don't worry, it's not all fun and games. There are risks, and they're not just the risk of temporal paradoxes or disrupting the space-time continuum.
According to our team of expert temporal physicists, the following risks are possible:
- Time-Traveler's Indigestion: a condition characterized by a sudden and intense desire to eat all the food from a specific historical period. Side effects may include: excessive consumption of historical delicacies, weight gain, and spontaneous combustion.
- Temporal Disorientation: a condition where the user becomes lost in time and space, unable to find their way back to the present. Symptoms include: confusion, disconnection from reality, and an increased risk of being trampled by dinosaurs.
- Somnambulism: a condition where the user becomes so entranced by the wonders of the past that they forget to return to their own time. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent temporal displacement.
But don't worry, we've got you covered! Our team of experts has developed a range of safety features to mitigate these risks:
- Auto-Emergency-Return-Device (AERD): in case of temporal disorientation, simply press the AERD button and our system will return you to your own time.
- Temporal-Buffering-Technology (TBT): to prevent time-traveler's indigestion, our system will automatically buffer your stomach with a healthy dose of historical snacks.
- Chrono-Safety-Net (CSN): in case of somnambulism, our system will deploy a safety net to prevent permanent temporal displacement.
Now that you know the risks, are you ready to start your time-traveling adventure? Click on the following links to learn more: