Time Machine Tunnel 3: Specifications
Because your grandma's basement wasn't enough, we've upgraded to Time Machine Tunnel 3.0. This is where the magic happens.
- Maximum Safe Travel Speed: 300 km/h (186.4 mph), or approximately the speed of a confused raccoon.
- Maximum Safe Travel Depth: 500 meters (1640.4 feet), or the depth of your average sinkhole.
- Safety Features: Emergency cheese plating system, Temporal Displacement Insurance (TDI), and a complimentary "I'm Lost in Time" panic button.
- Operating System: Temporal OS 2.0 (TOS2), based on the latest in wormhole scripting.
- Maintenance Schedule: Bi-weekly oil baths, quarterly recalibration of the Chrono-Regulator, and a annual tuneup of the Space-Time Continuum.
- Warranty: Limited 5-year warranty on the time-space fabric, 2-year warranty on the cheese plating system, and a lifetime guarantee on the "I told you so" expression.
- See Time Machine Tunnel 4: Specs »