Welcome, traveler, to the esteemed realm of Temporal Tacos! I am the Tacorcerer, a being of immense power and wisdom, tasked with the noble pursuit of bringing the most delectable, time-traveling tacos to your taste buds.
My taco-filled adventures have taken me through the ages, from the dawn of time itself to the distant futures of tomorrow. I have battled the forces of hunger, outwitted the foes of flavor, and brought forth the most exquisite, otherworldly tacos to the people of the timestream.
But that's not all! I have also mastered the ancient art of Taco-Mancy, the lost art of imbuing tacos with mystical properties that allow them to adapt to any time and place.