Temporal Tangents: Application Status

Application Status: PENDING

Reason for Delay: Time-Traveling Bureaucracy

Estimated Time of Arrival: INFINITE

We apologize for the delay, but our time-traveling administrators are currently stuck in a loop, reliving the same 30 minutes over and over again. This is a known issue and will be addressed shortly.

For further information, please visit our Time-Traveling Bureaucracy FAQ for more details on this fascinating phenomenon.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Bureaucrat-in-Training Program and join the ranks of our time-traveling administrators!

Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: TIME IS RELATIVE