Temporal Taxation: A Guide to Paying Your Taxes on Different Timelines
Are you tired of paying your taxes in the same old timeline? Do you want to take advantage of the unique tax laws in alternate realities? Look no further! Our guide covers the tax implications of paying taxes on the following timelines:
How to Pay Your Taxes on Different Timelines:
- On Timeline 1, you'll need to fill out form 1040-1, which has a special "Soup Kitchen" line item for taxes paid on bread and soup.
- On Timeline 2, you'll need to pay a 10% tax on all jazz clubs and flapper dresses.
- On Timeline 3, you'll need to pay a tax on all carbon credits, but you can offset it with donations to the Space Exploration Fund.
- On Timeline 4, you'll need to pay a tax on all parallel universe imports, but you can claim a credit for all parallel universe exports.
Don't get lost in the timestream, pay your taxes on time! Learn more about Timeline 5
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our experimental alternate reality tax forms.