Time Traveler's Sock Ghosts: The Ultimate Guide to Socky McSockedface
You've been experiencing some weird sock trouble in the timestream? Don't worry, you're not going crazy! Sock ghosts are a common phenomenon in time travel.
Here's the lowdown:
- Causes: Sock ghosts are caused by the intense chrono-disruption of fabric fibers in your favorite socks.
- Symptoms: Missing socks, ghostly apparitions in the laundry room, and an inexplicable sense of unease while time-traveling.
Want to know more about the history of Sock Ghosts?
Read our in-depth article on the origins of Sock Ghosts.