According to our top-secret temporal physicists, time travel is not as smooth as it seems. Sometimes, you get stuck in the fabric of time with your socks.
Imagine it: you're trying to visit ancient Egypt, but your socks are stuck prophets of doom, stuck in the 12th dimension, refusing to budge. The pyramids won't be built on schedule, and the Sphinx will have to be delayed.
Or, picture this: you're trying to attend a rave in 2050, but your socks are stuck in the past, reliving the same 10 minutes over and over. The DJs will have to play the same setlist for eternity, and the crowd will go mad.
Don't worry, though. Our team of expert temporal sock-wranglers is on the case. We'll have you back in the present in no time (heh heh, see what we did there).
Causes of Temporal Sockhole Syndrome:
Prevention and Treatment:
We recommend using our patented Sock-O-Matic, a device that will ensure your socks stay firmly in the present. Don't worry, it's completely safe and won't turn you into a human-squirrel.
Order your Sock-O-Matic today!
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Sockhole Theory Survival Guide. It's a real page-turner (get it?ประก page-turner? Ah, never mind).