Warning: Time Traveler on the Loose!
You've entered a time loop, and you can't seem to escape! You've been stuck in this 5-minute loop for hours, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over.
You try to order a coffee at a local café, but the barista just keeps giving you the same old "Sorry, we're all out of coffee" line.
Maybe you should try Temporal Paralysis to see if that helps you break the cycle.
Or maybe Time Loop Theory is more up your alley?
But if all else fails, try Temporal Tedium, where you get to relive the same 5 minutes for all eternity.