Time Loop Troubles
We've all been there: stuck in a never-ending cycle of déjà vu, unable to escape the grasp of our own temporal entanglements. Welcome to Temporal Troubles, where time is relative, but our problems are always real.
Specific Problem 1: You Keep Forgetting What Day It Is
Do you ever find yourself wondering what day it is, only to realize you've been stuck on the same day for weeks? Months? Years? We feel you. Our team of expert temporal troubleshooters is here to help you untangle the mess.
What's your specific problem? Is it:
- For Prophets (You keep predicting the future, but the future keeps changing)
- For Dreamers (You keep dreaming about the past, but the past keeps slipping away)
- For Time Travelers (You keep going back in time, but the timeline keeps getting tangled)