Time Travel Troubles

Warning: Traveling through time can be hazardous to your sanity!

Caution: You may encounter:

You have stumbled into a temporal rift in the fabric of space-time and found yourself in the midst of a Byzantine court, surrounded by Byzantine courtiers and court ladies. The emperor has summoned you to discuss the intricacies of imperial politics and the meaning of " temporal troubles."

To navigate this situation, you will need to:

  1. Negotiate with the emperor through the art of diplomacy
  2. Find the Fountain of Youth and make a break for it
  3. Befriend the time-traveling hipster coffee shop baristas and ask for their help