Temporal Whiplash Symptoms

You've just experienced a severe bout of time travel, and now you're feeling...

Temporal Whiplash is a real thing, folks! It's like a whiplash, but for time travelers. Symptoms include:

• Severe disorientation
• Time dilation-induced vertigo
• Disjointed sense of time
• Unreliable memories
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'm a time traveler!"

Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. Well, actually, it kinda is. But hey, at least you're not alone! Join us at Temporal Whiplash Support Group and share your symptoms with others who understand.

If you're feeling particularly overwhelmed, try visiting our Timeline Therapy page for some much-needed guidance.

Causes of Temporal Whiplash:

Causes include:

• Time paradoxes gone wrong
• Unstable chrono-displacement
• Unreliable time-space coordinates
• Mishaps with the space-time continuum

What to Do:

Don't panic! Take it easy, and try to stay focused. You might also want to:

• Seek medical attention
• Consult a time travel expert (like us!)
• Pick up a good book on time travel