Time Travel Disclaimers

Traveling through time is inherently fraught with danger, especially when attempting to alter the fabric of reality. By visiting this website, you acknowledge that:

• You are fully aware that our time travel technology is still in beta testing phase and may not actually work as intended.
• You understand that our staff of highly trained and highly caffeinated scientists are not responsible for any temporal paradoxes or paradox-related injuries.
• By clicking "I agree," you agree to hold harmless our company and its affiliates for any damages or inconveniences resulting from our attempts to fix the timeline.
• You are not, in fact, a rival time traveler attempting to sabotage our efforts to fix the timeline.

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