Q: What is a time paradox pit?
A: A time paradox pit is when you go back in time, do something, then go back to the present only to find that you've actually created a new timeline where your past self was always a chicken.
A: Ha! Time travel is like playing with fire, but with less control and more risk of creating an alternate reality where you're stuck in an infinite loop of "what if" and can't get a decent haircut.
A: That's like asking what's the most common form of flatulence at the in-laws' house. Let's just say it's the "Grandfather Paradox Pit" and leave it at that.