Q: What's a Temporal Loophole?
A: It's a prophets-only club for people who've seen the future and are now stuck in the present.
Q: Are Temporal Loopholes a thing?
A: Sadly, no. But wouldn't that be great?
Q: How do I become a member?
A: Just pretend you're a time-traveling wizard with a PhD in chrono-logy. We'll believe you.
Q: What are the rules?
A: Don't touch the space-time continuum! (Just kidding, there are no rules, because we're not actually time-travelingประก.)
Q: Can I travel back in time and kill my ancestors?
A: Uh, no. That's just not how it works. Unless you're a Highlander, in which case, read this.
Q: Can I travel back in time and meet myself as a baby?
A: Only if you're feeling selfie-syntactic.
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