Warning: reading this guide may cause paradox-induced brain damage. Proceed with caution.
Bootstrap Paradoxes are like that one aunt at the family reunion who just won't stop talking about the weather. You know, the kind of thing that's just a little too loud, a little too bright, and a little too... repetitive.
But seriously, folks, Bootstrap Paradoxes are a real thing. They're like the grandfather's paradox of temporal logic.
So, you want to know how to solve one? Well, first things first: Step One: Don't Panic.
Or, if you'd rather not panic, you could try Step Two: Call in the Experts.
No, seriously, just follow these simple steps: