Time Traveling 101: Tips from the Masters

Warning: Time Traveling is not for the faint of heart. Or the weak of stomach. Or the ones who don't appreciate a good adventure.

Tips:

Never travel on a full moon, lest ye get trapped in a temporal loop.

Use only the finest, handcrafted, artisanal time travel gear. Anything less will get you stuck in a vortex.

Avoid eating too many space-time tacos. The aftereffects are...interesting.

Don't try to travel back to the time of the dinosaurs. Trust us on this one.

Learn to appreciate the art of temporal flowcharts. They're not just for navigation, you know.

Always carry a spare watch, lest you get stuck in a time loop and can't get out.

And remember, time travel is not a game. Unless you're playing "Time Traveler's Quest for the Ancient Cheese."