Chrono Cave Explorers: Tip 8

How to Avoid Time-Traveling Induced Motion Sickness

Are you tired of returning from a time-traveling adventure with a bad case of chrono-motion sickness?

• Wear a wristband that vibrates in sync with your time-traveling pace
• Eat a motion-sickness-inducing meal before your trip, so your body gets a head start
• Practice your time-traveling skills with a simulator, like Time-Sim 3000

Side Effects of Time-Traveling:

• Temporary loss of hair
• Uncontrollable crying
• Unpredictable changes in your personal timeline

Disclaimer:

This content is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to time-travel without proper training and equipment. You have been warned.

Time-Traveling Inc. is not responsible for any damage or inconvenience caused by our tips.

However, if you get lost in time, just remember: you can always ask for help at the local chrono-cafe.