Q: What is the deal with the grandfather paradox?
A: Ah, you're talking about the classic "if I go back in time and kill my own grandfather, then he never had me, but if I never had you, then how did you become a time traveler?" Predestination Panic Mode is not a real thing, but it's definitely a thing we're worried about.
Q: Can I use my time travel device to attend all my favorite historical events?
A: Check our Time Traveler's Event Calendar for availability, but be aware that your presence may cause a temporal paradox, which could ruin everything.
Q: Will I get lost in time like the Timekeeper's wife?
A: Don't be like her. Stay on schedule, use our ChronoCalculator, and you'll be fine.
Q: Can I travel back in time and try to prevent my own existence?
A: Temporal Immortality is not a thing we support. Don't even think about it.