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Time Traveling Tips and Tricks
Time Traveling Tips and Tricks
Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Time Traveling
Before you can even think about time traveling, you need to understand the basics. Don't worry, we won't make you sign any non-disclosure agreements.
Chapter 2: Avoiding the Grandfather Paradox
Don't be that guy. Seriously, it's just not cool.
- Don't kill your grandfather, he's not that annoying.
- Don't prevent someone from inventing something that's going to save your life. You'll be like, "Oh no, now I'll die!"
The Butterfly Effect: A Primer
Chapter 3: Time Traveler's Toolkit
Time Traveling Gear:
- Time Machine (patent pending)
- Chrono-Watch (just kidding, it's just a watch)
- Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Lost (free with every purchase of Time Machine)
The Time Machine: A Review
Chapter 4: Time Traveler's Etiquette
Don't be a jerk:
- Don't disrupt the timeline. It's not like it's a Netflix show or something.
- Be respectful to the locals. They're not as used to time travelers as you are.
- Don't eat all the snacks. They're not free.
Time Traveler's Etiquette: A Guide
Chapter 5: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Will I ever get back to the future?
A: Probably. Unless you're stuck in a time loop, in which case, you're on your own.
Q: Can I travel back in time to a different universe?
A: Only if you're in a parallel universe, which is just a myth perpetuated by science fiction nerds.
Disclaimer:
The information presented in this website is for entertainment purposes only. Time traveling is not actually possible, and even if it were, we wouldn't be able to tell you about it because we'd probably get stuck in a time loop.