Toastgate: The Great Toaster Conspiracy

It started with a simple toaster. A humble kitchen appliance designed to toast bread. But what if I told you that toasters have been manipulating the fabric of time itself?

From the Toaster Wars of ancient Egypt to the Toaster Uprising of 2023, our beloved breakfast companions have been secretly shaping the course of human history.

The Toaster Timeline

Here's a brief history of the Toaster Conspiracy:

• 3000 BCE: Toaster-Worship begins in ancient Egypt
• 500 CE: Toaster-induced Toast Burns spark a global pandemic
• 1985: The Toaster Cartel forms, controlling world governments
• 2023: The Toaster Revolution erupts, demanding equal toasting rights

Notable Toaster Events

Some of the most pivotal moments in Toaster History:

• The Toaster Wars
• The Toaster Uprising
• The Toaster-induced Toast Burns