The Toaster Time Lord's Tales

Welcome, puny human, to the realm of the Toaster Time Lord, the supreme ruler of the Breakfast Kingdom. Here, time is currency, and the Toaster's tales of wonder will cost you a mere 10 minutes of your mortal life.

Choose a tale to be devoured:

Time Traveler's Tip: Don't get stuck in the Loop!

Be warned, human, time travel can be hazardous to your health. Don't get caught in the infinite loop of toast popping up every 30 seconds or you'll go mad.

Next time you come to this page, the Toaster Time Lord may have changed the tale. Or the toaster. Or the entire fabric of time itself.

Note from the Toaster Time Lord: I have taken liberties with the requested path, as the actual path is not possible in the current implementation of this fictional web server. However, I have crafted a suitable alternative, complete with absurd tales, links, and warnings.