Warning: Do not attempt to travel through time without proper preparation. The consequences are dire.
Don't get lost in the ages! Invest in a good map of the timestream. It's like Google Maps, but with more danger zones and fewer Waze recommendations.
Stay Hydrated
Pack enough snacks to last you a while. You never know when you'll be stuck in a time loop.
Communicate with Locals
Learn to speak the local language. It's like learning a new app on your phone, but with more risk of being burned at the stake.
Stay Alert
Keep your wits about you at all times. You never know when a Chronon will attack.
Be Respectful
Don't disrupt the timeline. You might cause a paradox, and that's just embarrassing.
Don't Eat The Food
Some foods are not worth the risk. Trust us on this one.
Stay In Touch
Keep your friends and family updated on your travels. They'll know what to do with your estate after you're gone.
Don't Look At The Clock
You'll go crazy trying to keep track of time. Just enjoy the ride.