Are you a time traveler with a penchant for meddling in the affairs of monarchs? Do you find yourself constantly getting into trouble with kings and queens? Well, you're in luck! We’ve got the inside scoop on the best tips and tricks for avoiding those royal wrathful hands.
Trust us, we've seen it happen. You show up to a royal ball, looking sharp in your finest finery, only to find yourself face to face with a monarch who’s had a little too much to drink. The last thing you want to do is give the queen a bad hair day. Keep it simple, keep it safe, and for the love of all things royal, keep the hair away from the monarch.
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It's not just about the monarch, it's about the staff too. You think you're sneaking into a royal bathroom for a quick peek, but let's just say the king's personal bathroom attendant is not a fan of uninvited guests. Trust us, it's not worth the risk. Find a nice, sturdy trash can to do your business in.
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Monarchs have a lot of things that get on their nerves, but forgetting their favorite snack is right up there at the top of the list. We're not saying it's a deal-breaker, but let's just say you might find yourself in a world of trouble if you can't even remember the monarch's favorite cookie flavor. Get it right, folks, or face the consequences.
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