When traversing the space-time continuum, do not, I repeat, DO NOT eat the socks you find in the timestream. Trust us, it will not end well. The chrono-scent of your ancestors' dirty laundry will haunt you for eternity.
Instead, try our patented Sock Preservation Techniques:
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any time-travel related damages or sock-related trauma.
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