Time Traveling Tips - Tip 1: Don' t Eat the Sock

When traversing the timeline, it's easy to get caught up in the thrill of discovery, but don't forget the fundamentals: don' t eat the sock!

In 19th century England, socks are a delicacy, and the locals have a strange affinity for them. We can' t stress enough how important it is to keep your time-traveling snacks separate from your time-traveling clothes.

Next up: Time Traveling Tips - Tip 2: Don' t Talk About the Future

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Disclaimer: Not responsible for time-travelers who eat the sock and subsequently turn into sock-eating, time-traveling mutants.