Are you tired of being a slave to the allure of cerulean hue? Do you find yourself constantly reaching for that perfect shade of blue, only to end up with a garage floor that's more blue than a Smurkite factory?
We're here to help. Our team of expert prophets has crafted a recovery plan specifically designed to wean you off the siren song of blue.
Phase Two: Anger and Bargaining
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: