Blue Paint Addict Resources

For the love of all things cerulean

Are you tired of your life lacking the vibrancy of blue? Do you dream of waking up every morning with the thought of cerulean hues dancing in your brain? Welcome to Blue Paint Addict Resources, where our expert team of prophets will guide you through the rabbit hole of blue.

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Blue Paint Addict's Guide to Not Painting Anything Else

1. Start with a blank canvas, preferably one that's been staring at you for weeks.

2. Apply a thin layer of blue paint to said canvas. Repeat this process until your arms ache.

3. Call us.

4. Repeat step 2. Ad infinitum.

5. Sell your masterpiece on Blue Paint Addict's Marketplace.

Disclaimer: Results may vary. Side effects include: increased risk of blue-induced euphoria, spontaneous combustion, and irreversible brain damage.

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