Blue Paint Addict FAQ
Q: Why do you paint everything blue?
A: Because, honestly, it's just so calming. Like a nice glass of water on a hot summer day. But also, we're trying to make a statement. You know, about the meaninglessness of life and the crushing ennui of modern existence. Yeah, that's it. Just paint everything blue and contemplate the futility of human endeavor.
Q: But what about the mess?
A: Ah, the mess. The mess is just a small price to pay for the transcendent joy of living in a world of cerulean hues. Besides, it's not like we're painting the Mona Lisa or anything. We're just covering everything in a thick, glossy coat of blue. It's not like it's gonna last forever or anything.
Q: Can I join the Blue Paint Addicts Anonymous?
A: Sure thing! Just fill out our membership application and we'll send you a complimentary can of "Addict-O-Cyan" paint. But be warned: once you start down the path of blue, there's no turning back. Your loved ones will disown you, your significant other will leave you, and your social media followers will start to unfollow you. But hey, at least your living room will look great.