A: You do what we do: call us.
A: No, but it's a good place to start. We recommend our Blue Paint Intervention Program to help you get your life back on track.
A: We don't discriminate based on talent, but we do have a Blue Paint Support Group for those who just really, really like blue.
A: We advise against it. Trust us, you'll be blue-painted into a corner.
A: Tell them to tolerate the blue. We have a Blue Paint Prophet who can help you deal with their concerns.
A: Don't be ridiculous. Blue will always be in style. We have a Blue Paint Trend Forecasting department that's always on top of things.