Blue Paint Addict

You're in blue panic mode. Literally. You've been painting your walls with an entire can of blue paint. Your wife/husband is on the phone, yelling at you. Join a support group

You've also been using blue paint as a makeshift hair dye. Your hair is now an attractive shade of blue, but your social life is non-existent. Seek advice from a professional stylist

You've painted your cat blue. Now it's wearing a tiny top hat and riding a miniature unicycle. The neighbors are concerned. Consult a feline psychologist

You've been using blue paint as a substitute for actual food. You're starting to feel a little...crunchy. Seek immediate medical attention