Why did the chimp cross the road? To get to the other side, duh.
Why did the chimp go to the jungle gym? Because he heard it was a primate-ly challenging course.
What do you call a chimp who loves to dance? A primate in motion.
Why did the chimp go to the doctor? He was feeling a little monkey business.
What do you call a chimp who loves to read? A bookworm with a tail.
Why did the chimp become a chef? Because he wanted to monkey around with the menu.
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