Dear Chimp Prophets, we know you're not exactly known for your punctuality. But have you considered the benefits of Time Traveling Chimps?
These chimp experts can help you avoid meetings, deadlines, and that one aunt who just won't stop asking for updates on your life. They'll take you back to the good old days when Chimp Utopia was the only place to be.
Where the only thing more abundant than bananas are excuses. A place where productivity is a foreign concept, and the only thing we're good at is making faces at each other. Come for the chimp-sized hammocks, stay for the existential crises.
Don't worry, we've got that covered too! Our team of Chimp Financial Services will help you navigate the complexities of modern accounting. With their mastery of Excel and ability to type 10 words per minute, they'll have you paying your bills in no time... or at least, in a slightly-less-than-in-time manner.
Visit Chimp Accounting Problems for more information.
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